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Jaxton 9 Years

Ryker 9 Years

Harlee 6 Years

Jordyn 3 Years

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My kids Crack Me Up!!!

Jordyn yesterday keep yelling from the back seat in the van "Curse you Ryker the platypus" lol If you dont have young kids that watch Fineas and Ferb you probably wont get it!

Harlee came down stairs this morning and told me "Mom, someone broke into my room last night and stole all my clothes" Me "really? why do you think that?" Harlee "cuz all my clothes are missing, there is none in my drawer and none in my closet" Me "well I think its cuz I need to do laundry" Harlee, "o, ok" lol Harlee was at my friend Kim's house and Kim asked her how she spelled her name and this is the way the conversation went.....Kim "Harlee how do you spell your name?" Harlee "O, I got this.....H a.......H a.........H a........O crap! I forgot my name!" Jaxton " I wish there were no nasty smells, like I wish that farts smelled like air freshiners, that poop smelled like fresh baked apple pie and that pee smelled like punkin cookies. Mommy would you like to make some punkin cookies?" me "um probably not now buddy" LOL Harlee " Im running out of undergy" (energy) Halree "mom I wish there was no Idaho" Mom "Why do you wish that" Harlee " If there was no Idaho the my grandma, grandpa and aunt Steph would live here by us" Mom (laughter) Halree " Idaho is a million bazillion to infinity and beyond away" Mom "yep it feels like that dosent it" Harlee was eating a sucker that was shaped like a heart and she told me "these are yummy, they taste like love" Lantz and Jaxton were playing a game on the way home in the car and Jaxton said he was going to beat Lantz up and Lantz said with what army? Jaxtons reply was "Joseph, Mackenna, Zachary, all the people in the whole world, even the Chinese people" Harlee was in the bathtub and was spitting water, I said "Harlee what are you doing?" Harlee: Spitting water....we cant drink bath water when we have a hairy bum" Me: What??? Harlee: "If we have hair on our booty we cant drink our bath water cuz its yucky" I was throwing a bean bag around with Harlee today and nailed her in the gut and she doubles over and says "OOOH my weiner" REally? ya think she should be around girls a little more??? Jaxton and his friend Zachary on the way to school today were playing with some toys that Zach had brought along, Jaxton picks up Batman and this is how the conversation went Jaxton "dude you dont want to mess with him, its worse than messin with Jesus" Zach "I know" LOL what the crap? I think messin with Jesus would b way worse than batman but what do I know? my kids like to make up songs randomly, the new one that Harlee came in my room singing last night (as Jordyn was crying) to the tune of Give Said the Little Stream is "Screaming Screaming Shut Your Mouth"! Jordyn was crying the other night on the way home from Walmart, Jaxton had a horn that he was blowing in the car trying to get her to stop. She wasnt setteling down and Harlee turned to Jaxton and said "Jordyn thinks you are LAME" What a character we have We were in primary yesterday and the lady doing sharing time was asking everyone who wanted to live with Jesus and Heavenly Father again, all the kids raised their hands and she said how do we do that? Jaxton yells out "We gotta Die!" Ryker got a detective badge in his kids meal last night and came up to me, flips it open and says "STOP IN THE NAME OF THE CLAW" I laughed so hard and said, in the name of the claw?? and he said "what is it the cops say mama?" We were driving in the Durango today and drove past a cemetary, Jaxton looks out the window and said "Mom, look at all those dead people" I burst out laughing and said I see the headstones but no dead people. What a kid, he keeps me laughing Lantz was on the bed wrestling with the boys and he had Ryker trapped. Jaxton was trying to help get daddy so Ryker could get loose. Jaxton stands up on the bed and puts up his fists and said "I'm bringing the pain" then jumped on Lantz. It made me laugh really hard. Much to his dissapointment it didnt pain daddy too much he had them both trapped after that! Harlee and I were walking down the hallway in church today. Harlee saw a picture and said to me "thats Jesus and Heavenly Father." I said yes it is. Harlee said "I know I saw Jesus on a commercial." There was a guy sitting there and he started laughing. I said " I guess she watches a bit too much tv." What a funny girl. At the Chiropractor with mommy Harlee was being active as usual and climbed up on one of the tables in his office and this is how the conversation went.... Chiro "how did you get up there on that table?" Harlee responded with her usual giggle Chiro "Are you a monkey? Harlee ... giggle again Chiro "Do you have a little tale?" Harlee ...giggle again and says "no but my boys do" The chiropractor was laughing so hard he was doubled over and I was laughing so hard I about peed my pants, then the chiropractor said "well I guess I set myself up for that one" The other day Jaxton and I were at Walmart and he starts scratching and said "mom, Im really itchy" I said "I'm sorry buddy" Jaxton "Those damn Idaho mosquitos" I laughed pretty hard since we have been back from Idaho for over a month now.